Madonna is taking us all on a holiday with this cutesy version of her classic hit.
It aims to give us a glimpse one year into the future, where newscasters will have a noticeable lisp and nuclear bombs will have detonated in New York, Paris, London and L.A.
Madonna is gracing not one, but four different covers of Cosmopolitan’s 50th anniversary issue and sharing even more secrets.
The Material Girl has not one, but four different cover looks.
Are they or aren’t they? If it’s the former, they’re totally OK with that.
Madonna really, really wants to meet President Obama. She’ll even become one of Beyoncé’s sister-wives to do it.
But it’s unclear if she plans to boycott it, like Elton John has announced he will.
Like, yeah, it gets weird.
“Dance music is not usually about anything. I like the idea of revealing things about myself.”
Madonna described the city of Rochester Hills, Michigan, as “basic” during an interview with Howard Stern. Now that city’s mayor shares some feelings of his own in an open letter to the pop legend.