Get the lowdown on this weekend’s new releases before you cough up the ticket money in Mr. Moviefone’s six second reviews of Captain Phillips and Machete Kills.
Captain Phillips — Starring Tom Hanks in the real-life story of Captain Richard Phillips when his cargo ship was invaded by Somalian pirates in 2009.
Mr. Moviefone’s take – He’s in!
Machete Kills — The follow up to Robert Rodriguez’s first Machete feature based on a fake movie trailer featured in Grindhouse. Starring Danny Trejo as Machete, the “U.S. government recruits him to battle his way through Mexico in order to take down an arms dealer who looks to launch a weapon into space,” according to IMDB.
Mr. Moviefone’s take – He’s out!
Listen to Mr. Moviefone’s complete six second reviews in the clip below.