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The Top Ten Funniest Jokes From The Comedy Central Roast Of Charlie Sheen

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Former Two And A Half Men star and tiger-blooded ‘warlock,’ Charlie Sheen was the guest of honor for the anticipated Comedy Central Roast on Monday. Roastmaster Seth MacFarlane led the ceremonies which included stars like William Shatner, Mike Tyson and Kate Walsh all taking jabs at Sheen.

Nothing was off limits during the roast and honorary roasters like comedians Jeffery Ross, Jon Lovitz, Anthony Jeselnik and more took their best shots at Charlie (and each other). Check out ten of the funniest (and some of the cleaner) jokes from the roast!

10. “On ‘Two and a Half Men’ tonight, they’re apparently having a funeral for Charlie’s character. But there’s no need to switch over. In a few months, you can probably see the real thing.” — Roastmaster and Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane

9. “I’m 80, you’re 46… how come we look like we went to high school together?” — William Shatner

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