Today’s Flying Fickle Finger of Fate has flown to the Ukraine! Zookepers did not believe a visitor who said a crocodile ate her phone, until they heard the croc’s stomach ringing! What was the ringtone? “Crocodile Rock” by [lastfm link_type="artist_info"]Elton John[/lastfm] of course!
A German dentist has found a way to distract patients while she works on their teeth, it’s called a low-cut dress! She noticed that the patients were distracted by skimpy outfits so she hired some dental hygentists who are well endowed. For some reason the practice has increased by 35% and all the new patients are men.