Tabloid Thursday: Jennifer Aniston Headed to Rehab

jennifer aniston Tabloid Thursday: Jennifer Aniston Headed to Rehab

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According to the tabloid National Enquirer, Jennifer Aniston’s Vodka Wine Tequila and Champagne binges are scaring her friends, who¬† think she needs rehab. According to the Enquirer, she is numbing her pain after a string of movie flops and failed romances.

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  1. RainbowRay says:

    “BOMBS AWAY FOLKS!!” Love your special effects guys and to The National Enquirer I say, “PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!! (a long raspberry just for them).

    LIke I said before, why do people read this garbage? What’s wrong with a book? I also read the Classics; my most recent book I”ve been reading is “Gulliver’s Travels” (or “Gullible’s Trouble’s” if you read the Natonal Enquirer). I’ve also read some Hemingway and the Oddysey by Homer (not the one that says “DOH!” either).

    As for Ms. Aniston; hang in there, but I think she handles the rumors pretty well after having seen some interiviews of her on the net. You go girl!!

    RainbowRay
    ?????

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