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TSA Fun: New Slogans For The TSA!

 

With all the new pat down rules at the airports, the TSA needs a new slogan!!

Check some of them out!

  • We handle more packages than UPS!
  • We are free to move about your pants!
  • Don’t worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy!!!

You have any more you wanna submit?? Just comment yours below!!

Comments

One Comment

  1. Gary Bryan says:

    The Balls are in our court!

  2. Ruben says:

    Sir please turn your head a cough!

  3. Ruben says:

    I think I saw something move !!

  4. Ruben says:

    Sir please turn your head and cough!

  5. Pio Martinez says:

    TSA = Touch Some A**

  6. frank says:

    If I feel more than two we are going to have to go to the back room for a closer look!

    and

    Is that a bomb in your underwear or are you just glad to see me!

  7. Laura says:

    Touch & Strip Association please drop everything and gimme 20 jumping jacks.

  8. Laura says:

    TSA, WE SEARCH A BODY RIGHT!!! ( :

  9. Laura says:

    For a total internal and external body search and seizure the TSA is always ready for the “Call of Duty”. Hah hah hah ( :

  10. cheesy says:

    thanks and come again.

  11. Mikey says:

    Drop ’em! Your drawers, sir. Drop your drawers!

  12. mreich says:

    Turn your head and cough

  13. mreich says:

    I think I found your keys

  14. D-Money says:

    We’ve been to “first base” with your mother AND father.

  15. D-Money says:

    Oops…wrong base!

    Make that: We’ve been to “Second Base” with your mother AND father.

  16. DESLOOVERCAROLYN says:

    YOUR IN GOOD HANDS WITH TSA

  17. maggie says:

    Complimentary prostate exam with every security screening!

  18. brian allen says:

    Our heads are up our butts, why not let us put them up yours?

  19. Bob says:

    ..and I don’t love you either!!

  20. Gary Bryan says:

    TSA: “Tough S**t, America!”

  21. george says:

    The all new version of pocket pool.

  22. chris brown says:

    Bored with just killing Americans, the terrorists devise an evil plan to humiliate Americans instead…

  23. d says:

    We’ll touch your wife,so youdont have to.

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