The Flying Fickle Finger of Fate singles out a “high-caliber” fellow that tucks his pistol into his pants while on a nature hike when the unthinkable happens…hmm when a pistol goes off in a man’s pants in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, does it make a sound?
A man in Washington decided to take a hike in the woods while having his pistol tucked into his pants. As you can probably guess, he ended shooting himself in the backside. When he got to the hospital he had to explain to the doctor that he needed a new butt, because his had a crack in it.
An Arkansas family’s home caught on fire when leaves from the couple’s house plants collected on the floor and created so much heat that the house caught on fire. In a related story, Robin Williams’ armpit hair also caught on fire.
I want to thank our pal Mr. MovieFone for joining us on the show this morning. Click on our audio to hear his six second review of this weeks’ new releases: Machete, Going the Distance, and The American. Once again I want to thank Mr. MovieFone for joining us today, and we can’t wait to talk to you next week.
I want to congratulate Benjamin in Montebello for being our big winner on Generation Gap this morning. Benjamin won a family four-pack of passes to Knott’s Berry Farm, and an invitation to our military family barbeque on Saturday September 11th.