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A Special Note to Dogs and Cats

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zoey chillin1 A Special Note to Dogs and Cats

Meet Zoey. Puppy #3 at my house! See my other 2 dogs below!

I received the following email from another pet owner.  It brought a smile to my face and I’m sure you’ll enjoy it, too!  According to the email, this note to dogs and cats was posted very low on a refrigerator door.  Well, that’s the story anyway, and I kinda like to think that it’s true.

trans A Special Note to Dogs and CatsDear Dogs and Cats:

The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a race track. Racing me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn’t help because I fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort, however. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other, stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out on the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.

For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom! If, by some miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge in an attempt to open the door. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years -canine/feline attendance is not required.

The proper order for kissing is: Kiss me first, then go smell the other dog or cat’s butt. I cannot stress this enough.

Meet my other 2 dogs…

scout 1 A Special Note to Dogs and Cats

Scout

brady A Special Note to Dogs and Cats

Brady

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